He is a musician

[Moi at work when my mobile phone beeped. SMS!]

HE: Hi Karen, I am interested in some investment. Can you advise?

ME:
Sure. Maybe we can meet up tomorrow?

HE: Are you married?

ME:
No, why?

HE: Are you having anything on the 25th?

ME: You got
party, huh?

HE: Nah, party is xmas eve. 25th is
chill-out.

ME:
Chill out where?

HE: A house somewhere in
town. Do you smoke?

ME: No.

HE: Oh, then better don't ask you to
go. Haha. Anyway,
what's your horoscope?

ME: Leo. You?

HE:
Sagi. Are you free
tonight? 1 or 2?

ME: Nope, not free tonight. So,
tomorrow afternoon you
free to meet at PS?

HE: I confirm with you
again. Thanks.

[Then
about a minute later ...]

HE: You still
haven't tell me if you are
married.

ME: No. You have husbands for
sale, is it?

HE: Haha.
Boyfriend? I'm asking all these 'cos I'm
working on a song for you.

[At
which point, colleague chokes and
falls off chair at KFC.]

ME: Oh, I
see. To what do I owe the honour?

HE: Just inspired. Maybe I'm just too
free this holiday season.

ME: I see. Kay, let me know about tomorrow.

Seriously. The kind of things that happen to me at work.