Dinner Conversation
Mum: *picking at the chicken with chopstick* Who is this huh?
Bro: Leg. Eh, no, no, no. *examine piece of chicken with great interest* Wing ah?
Me: No, it's Mary.
Bro: ??? ???
Me: Who is this mah. Mary lor.
Mum: How you know it's Mary? Maybe Ah Huay?
Me: Eh, this chicken come from Australia one, I think.
Mum: NTUC chicken come from Malaysia.
Me: Mary!
Mum: Ah Huay!
Bro: Actually hor ...
Me: What?
Mum: What?
Bro: I think it's John. *pick up chicken head with chopstick* Got comb.
So. Not. The. Point.
posted by Hubba @ 7:18 PM
2 Comments:
Actually, like all conversations at home, it has no point at all, 'cept I was making fun of my mother's expression "Who is this" when she should have said "What is this". Then my bro was just anti-climax when he said what he said 'cos the sex of the chicken is really not the point.
Anyhow it was funny at the dinner table 'cos everyone choked at what my bro said. Hee hee. Private joke, I guess.
bahhhh...brothers.
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